Charlie Sheen

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
Charlie Sheen

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
Charlie Sheen


Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
Charlie Sheen


For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.
Charlie Sheen

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
Charlie Sheen

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.
Charlie Sheen

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
Charlie Sheen

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
Charlie Sheen

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.
Charlie Sheen

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.